Much to your dismay, but to the joy of those around you, selfie sticks are not allowed. Here’s the workaround: wait for one of the many gaps in action during the ballgame. Tap the shoulder of the person 1 seat in front / behind / beside you. Introduce yourself. Ask person to take your photo. Show them which button to press. Smile. Have them offer for you to take a look. Shake your head and tell them you are sure its fine. As soon as they turn their back, check the photo and if not to your selfie standards, repeat!
See also: list of Petco Park prohibited items
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