Let’s get the jokes out of the way. The best Christmas gifts for a San Diego Padres fan would be: a box of kleenex, a brick to throw at the TV, an NFL team to pass the time until pitchers and catchers report, the toilets getting stopped up at Dodgers Stadium, and the magical reappearance of long-lost twin brother Drake Snell. For stocking stuffers, how about a few extra inning hits with runners in scoring position.

Now, for real, the holidays are coming and there are a bunch of good people deserving of a thoughtful gift. There are many gift guides that throw the kitchen sink at you. Here is a concise and tailored guide, backed by data, with gift ideas for the San Diego Padres fan in your life.

Gift Ideas

Gift For Anyone With A Head

Bonus points for bald beauties, baseball fans and anyone who lives in a sunny city.

Gift For Anyone With Feet

Gift For A Baby (Or A Proud Dad)

Gift For Anyone With Nice Hair

No its not Padres merch. It's a hair dryer. And its expensive. But I keep asking for one and never get it. So here is my final swing for the fences. It's Christmas just get it.

Gift For Anyone

This is the holiday trio for 2023. A Yeti, a smoker and a barbie. (Sounds like the beginning of an Aussie joke. They walk into a bar and...). Again this stuff is all proven winners. Don't overthink it, just get it into your cart.

Most Useful Stocking Stuffer

Just imagine if some Grinch comes along and steals your stocking. You'll be all set!

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Padres Christmassy Stuff

Pajamas!

As in PaJAM Diego! Right? Like SLAM? Like San Diego sort of? No? Ok but don't let that spoil the Christmas morning perfection of a new cozy pajama set.

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